1 00:00:02,105 --> 00:00:03,244 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,348 --> 00:00:05,108 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,212 --> 00:00:06,558 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,661 --> 00:00:08,629 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,732 --> 00:00:11,839 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:11,942 --> 00:00:13,979 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:16,119 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:17,855 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,743 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:22,056 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,678 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,782 --> 00:00:25,887 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:25,991 --> 00:00:27,924 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,753 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:31,755 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:31,859 --> 00:00:33,861 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:35,207 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:35,311 --> 00:00:37,037 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:39,073 [laughing] 20 00:00:39,177 --> 00:00:41,662 ♪ 21 00:00:41,765 --> 00:00:42,765 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:54,295 --> 00:00:57,126 - [whistling a tune] 23 00:01:01,647 --> 00:01:04,340 DELIVERY FOR MR. SQUIDWARD TENTACLES. 24 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,377 HELLO? 25 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:08,481 ANYBODY HERE? 26 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:10,725 - SQUIDWARD'S NOT AT HIS POST. 27 00:01:27,811 --> 00:01:29,986 HMM... THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 28 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,161 AH! 29 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:33,817 [laughs] 30 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:34,921 - HELLO? 31 00:01:34,956 --> 00:01:36,889 YOO-HOO, MAIL DELIVERY. 32 00:01:36,993 --> 00:01:38,926 - HELLO, I'M SQUIDWARD. 33 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:40,686 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, 34 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:42,792 WHERE WE NEVER LEAVE OUR POST. 35 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:45,657 [laughs] 36 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,039 AND HOW MAY I HELP YOU ON THIS FINE DAY? 37 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:52,008 [sputtering] 38 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:56,978 - RIGHT. 39 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:59,981 [screaming] 40 00:02:04,503 --> 00:02:05,677 - HEY. 41 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:07,575 IT'S HARD TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP 42 00:02:07,679 --> 00:02:09,474 WHEN PEOPLE KEEP DROPPING JUNK ON MY HEAD. 43 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:11,096 HOORAY! 44 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,098 YAHOO! 45 00:02:13,202 --> 00:02:14,479 WHOOPEE! 46 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:15,756 [laughs] 47 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:17,585 WHOOPEE! 48 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:19,277 WHOO... - PEE! 49 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:20,380 - WHOO... 50 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:21,624 - PEE. 51 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:23,419 - WHOOP... - PEE! 52 00:02:23,522 --> 00:02:24,696 - AVAST, THERE. 53 00:02:24,799 --> 00:02:26,629 WHAT ARE YOU ALL HAPPY ABOUT? 54 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:28,631 - I'M ON MY HAPPY BREAK, MR. KRABS. 55 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:29,942 - YOU I'M USED TO. 56 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:31,358 WHY IS HE SO HAPPY? 57 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:32,497 - I'M HOLDING A PACKAGE 58 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,293 FROM FAMOUS PRODUCER BUDDY BARRACUDA. 59 00:02:35,396 --> 00:02:38,779 I SENT HIM MY PLAY, AND HOW HE'S GONNA PRODUCE IT. 60 00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:40,953 I QUIT. 61 00:02:41,057 --> 00:02:42,990 SO LONG, LOSERS. 62 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:44,578 LET'S SEE HERE. OH, YEAH. 63 00:02:44,681 --> 00:02:46,614 "THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR PLAY 64 00:02:46,718 --> 00:02:49,617 "ENTITLED SQUIDWARD: STROKES OF GENIUS. 65 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:52,827 "YOUR WORK SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT YOU AS AN ARTIST, 66 00:02:52,931 --> 00:02:55,451 "A PERSON, AND A MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 67 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:58,523 "SO IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT WE ANNOUNCE 68 00:02:58,626 --> 00:03:02,872 WE WILL NOT BE DOING YOUR PLAY." 69 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:06,496 [sighs] 70 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,153 - HEY, SQUIDWARD! 71 00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:11,018 YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR AMAZING SUCCESS AS A PLAY WRITER. 72 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:11,984 - UH... 73 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:13,952 - AND YOUR SHIRT, 74 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,712 IS THAT A COTTON-POLY BLEND? 75 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:17,093 FANCY. 76 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,405 [gasps] 77 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:21,442 AND JUST LOOK AT YOUR STYLISH NEW HAIRDO. 78 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:23,272 SAY, IS THAT A COPY OF YOUR PLAY? 79 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:24,687 OH, MY GOODNESS! 80 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,309 ARE YOU GONNA PUT ON YOUR AMAZING PLAY 81 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:28,138 AT OUR LITTLE OLD KRUSTY KRAB? 82 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,555 OH, YOU ARE A TRUE PATRON OF THE ARTS, SQUIDWARD. 83 00:03:30,658 --> 00:03:33,351 - WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT COULD WORK. 84 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:34,904 IF PEOPLE SEE MY PLAY, 85 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,871 THEY'LL RECOGNIZE MY GENIUS, 86 00:03:36,975 --> 00:03:39,495 AND I'LL BECOME FAMOUS, AND... 87 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:41,876 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA. 88 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,569 ME CUSTOMERS COME HERE FOR GREASY FOOD AT HIGH PRICES, 89 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:46,709 NOT FOR SINGING AND DANCING. 90 00:03:46,812 --> 00:03:48,745 - BUT MY PLAY DOESN'T HAVE SINGING AND... 91 00:03:48,849 --> 00:03:51,541 - BUT, MR. KRABS, PEOPLE PAY TO EAT, RIGHT? 92 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:52,887 - OF COURSE. 93 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,658 - AND THEY WOULD PAY TO WATCH A PLAY, RIGHT? 94 00:03:54,682 --> 00:03:56,201 - UH, I SUPPOSE. 95 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,583 - WELL, IF THEY EAT AND WATCH A PLAY, 96 00:03:58,686 --> 00:04:00,516 YOU CAN CHARGE TWICE AS MUCH. 97 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:02,483 - REALLY? HOW 'BOUT FOUR TIMES AS MUCH? 98 00:04:02,587 --> 00:04:04,071 - WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 99 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:05,348 - WELL... 100 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:07,454 OKAY, BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION, 101 00:04:07,557 --> 00:04:08,972 THAT YOU BOTH KEEP WORKING, 102 00:04:09,076 --> 00:04:11,630 'CAUSE IF JUST ONE KRABBY PATTY IS LATE, 103 00:04:11,734 --> 00:04:13,391 I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN. 104 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:15,565 - HMM, NOW, WHAT WILL WE CALL 105 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:18,430 THIS EATING DINNER AND WATCHING THEATER? 106 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:20,087 - DINNER THEATER? 107 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,261 [laughter] 108 00:04:21,364 --> 00:04:22,710 - OH, SURE. 109 00:04:22,814 --> 00:04:24,954 - NO, COME ON. LET'S GET SERIOUS. 110 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:28,164 WE NEED A TITLE THAT SOUNDS... 111 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,993 DRAMATIC. 112 00:04:30,097 --> 00:04:31,409 GOT IT! 113 00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:34,791 WE'LL CALL IT "SINGY EATY TIME." 114 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,897 - BUT, SPONGEBOB, THERE'S NO SINGING IN MY... 115 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,899 - I LOVE IT! 116 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:43,835 [all murmuring] 117 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:51,463 - WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE ASPIRING ACTORS 118 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:53,396 WANTING TO TAKE PART IN MY GENIUS. 119 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,398 - WHOA-HO-HO-HO! 120 00:04:55,502 --> 00:04:58,401 AND ALL OF THEM WILLING TO WORK FOR NO PAY. 121 00:04:58,505 --> 00:05:01,370 [all murmuring] 122 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:11,241 - DID I GET THE PART? 123 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,829 - YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS. 124 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,072 - YEAH! 125 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:15,556 YEAH! 126 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:18,559 - AND WE LET HIM HANDLE OUR FOOD? 127 00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:23,978 - HMM, "SINGY EATY TIME WITH SQUIDWARD TENTACLES." 128 00:05:27,085 --> 00:05:28,880 HELLO, CAN I ORDER? 129 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:31,538 HELLO? 130 00:05:31,641 --> 00:05:32,677 - IT'S TIME. 131 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:33,781 PLACES, PEOPLE. 132 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:34,885 PLACES. 133 00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:36,474 - PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 134 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:38,786 - DIM THE HOUSE LIGHTS. 135 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,374 [shouting and thuds] 136 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:44,861 BRING UP THE STAGE LIGHTS. 137 00:05:52,317 --> 00:05:53,905 RAISE THE CURTAIN. 138 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,527 - HOW MUCH AM I GETTING FOR THIS? 139 00:05:58,185 --> 00:05:59,324 [light applause] 140 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:03,293 - UNTO THIS WORLD, AN OCTOPUS WAS BORN, 141 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:07,090 A CEPHALOPOD WITH PROMISE AND POTENTIAL. 142 00:06:07,194 --> 00:06:09,334 - UM, I'D LIKE A DOUBLE KRABBY MEAL 143 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:10,473 WITH EXTRA KELP. 144 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:11,692 - GO AWAY, GO AWAY. SHOO, SHOO. 145 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:13,269 - WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 146 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,013 YOU DO YOUR JOB, OR I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN. 147 00:06:15,098 --> 00:06:16,098 - FINE. 148 00:06:16,134 --> 00:06:18,654 HE HAD PROMISE UNTIL HE CAME 149 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:21,519 TO WORK HERE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, 150 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:23,831 SERVING LOCAL MORONS 151 00:06:23,935 --> 00:06:27,352 HEART-STOPPING, ARTERY-CLOGGING GARBAGE 152 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:30,251 MASQUERADING AS FOOD. 153 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:33,945 - YAH-HEY! 154 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:37,914 - AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, HIS TALENT WAS WASTED. 155 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:39,122 - EXCUSE ME. 156 00:06:39,226 --> 00:06:40,330 CAN I GET A REFILL? 157 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,815 - NO, YOU CA... - SQUIDWARD. 158 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:42,988 - [sighs] 159 00:06:43,092 --> 00:06:44,611 YES, YOU CAN. 160 00:06:44,714 --> 00:06:49,754 BUT WHO WILL REFILL THE EMPTY CHASM IN MY SOUL? 161 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:51,825 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 162 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:53,102 I DON'T KNOW. 163 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,726 - HIS LIFE SHATTERED, 164 00:06:56,830 --> 00:07:00,868 IS THERE ANY TASK TOO DEMEANING FOR OUR HERO? 165 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:03,492 - HEY, MY KRABBY PATTY DOESN'T HAVE KETCHUP. 166 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,425 - IT WOULD APPEAR NOT. 167 00:07:05,528 --> 00:07:06,840 NO KETCHUP? 168 00:07:06,943 --> 00:07:08,186 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 169 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:12,086 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 170 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:15,331 WOULD ANY OF YOU WANT THIS JOB? 171 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,919 All: MM-MM. 172 00:07:17,022 --> 00:07:18,828 - SQUIDWARD, YOU GET THAT CUSTOMER A FRESH PATTY 173 00:07:18,852 --> 00:07:20,129 WITH KETCHUP, NOW. 174 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,234 AND DON'T FORGET TO CHARGE HIM AGAIN. 175 00:07:22,338 --> 00:07:25,790 - AND THEN THERE'S SKINFLINT BOSS. 176 00:07:25,893 --> 00:07:28,068 - WHAT'S THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD? 177 00:07:28,171 --> 00:07:30,657 - UM, BUT MR. KRABS, I'M ACTING. 178 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,797 - OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY THEN. 179 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,868 BUT GET HIM A KRABBY PATTY. 180 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:36,352 - FINE. 181 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,320 SPONGEBOB, ONE KRABBY PATTY WITH KETCHUP. 182 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:43,048 AND NOW WE COME TO THE WORST PART OF MY JOB, 183 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:46,396 WORKING WITH HIM. 184 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,298 - HUH? THE... UM... 185 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:54,059 UH, THE... DAH... 186 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:55,613 I FORGOT MY LINE. 187 00:07:55,716 --> 00:07:56,959 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LINES! 188 00:07:57,062 --> 00:07:57,960 - I DON'T? 189 00:07:58,063 --> 00:07:59,306 - NO, JUST STAND THERE 190 00:07:59,409 --> 00:08:01,204 AND ACT LIKE... 191 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:03,413 YOURSELF. 192 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,346 - OH! I CAN DO THAT. 193 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:06,450 [clears throat] 194 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,766 ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP. 195 00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:12,422 OOH, WHAT IS THIS? 196 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,633 A STRAY WRAPPER IN MY KITCHEN? 197 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:17,462 OH, THE TRASH IS FULL. 198 00:08:17,566 --> 00:08:21,293 I HAD BETTER CALL THE GARBAGE TRUCK. 199 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:27,368 [mimicking truck-reverse beep] 200 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:28,784 [making motor sound] 201 00:08:28,887 --> 00:08:31,511 - TALENT. 202 00:08:31,614 --> 00:08:33,858 OUTSTANDING. 203 00:08:33,961 --> 00:08:34,824 THANK YOU. 204 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:36,861 THAT'LL DO. 205 00:08:36,964 --> 00:08:38,897 BUT LO AND BEHOLD... 206 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:41,003 - HEY, MAN, WHERE'S MY KRABBY PATTY? 207 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:44,454 - HIS GENIUS WAS UNRECOGNIZED. 208 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:45,663 - COME ON, MAN. 209 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:47,009 I JUST WANT MY PATTY. 210 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,080 - YEAH, ME TOO. 211 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,323 - TAKEN FOR GRANTED, 212 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:54,741 UNCREDITED, OVERLOOKED, 213 00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:56,501 IGNORED... 214 00:08:56,605 --> 00:08:58,779 - [making truck noises] 215 00:08:58,883 --> 00:09:00,091 - DISRESPECTED, 216 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:02,507 UNAPPRECIATED, 217 00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:04,371 UNLOVED. 218 00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:06,822 BUT WORST OF ALL... 219 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:09,065 UNDERPAID. 220 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:10,653 - [laughs] 221 00:09:10,757 --> 00:09:12,310 IT'S FUNNY, 222 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:14,519 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 223 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:15,831 [watch ticking] 224 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:17,557 - HE'S DONE. ORDER. 225 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:18,660 - UH... 226 00:09:18,696 --> 00:09:20,249 - AND FURTHERMORE... 227 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,906 [both groan] - OH, THERE'S FOREVERMORE. 228 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:24,494 - UNFULFILLED. 229 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:30,880 IN A WORD, HIS MYRIAD OF TALENTS WERE... WASTED. 230 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:33,158 - OH, COME ON! 231 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:34,919 All: WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 232 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:37,059 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 233 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:40,027 - SQUIDWARD, YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME CUSTOMERS 234 00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:40,994 THEIR CRABBY PATTIES. 235 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:42,754 - ALL RIGHT. 236 00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,307 SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THAT PATTY? 237 00:09:44,411 --> 00:09:47,517 - BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP. 238 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:48,864 AHH! 239 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,451 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 240 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:52,592 HAVE I LET THE LURE OF THEATER PRODUCTION 241 00:09:52,695 --> 00:09:54,559 GET BETWEEN ME AND MY PATTIES? 242 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:56,388 SQUIDWARD, FORGIVE ME. 243 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:57,976 I LET THE GLAMOUR OF THE STAGE 244 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,840 DISTRACT ME FROM MY TRUE CALLING, 245 00:09:59,944 --> 00:10:03,085 MAKING SURE THAT EVERY KRABBY PATTY I PREPARE 246 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,638 IS THE BEST IT CAN BE. 247 00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:05,777 - UH-HUH. 248 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:07,330 - NO, SQUIDWARD, NO. 249 00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:10,679 THOSE PATTIES AREN'T FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. 250 00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:12,681 - HERE, ENJOY. 251 00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:15,304 - AH! 252 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,858 - UGH. 253 00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,170 OH, COME ON. 254 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:21,344 ALL THAT WAITING FOR THIS? 255 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:22,518 - OH, PUH-LEASE. 256 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,140 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW QUALITY 257 00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:25,555 IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE. 258 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:26,798 DOH! 259 00:10:26,902 --> 00:10:28,351 I SAID IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE. 260 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:29,352 - WHOA-HO-HO-HO. 261 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:30,837 THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT. 262 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:31,769 I'LL TAKE TWO MORE. 263 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:32,942 - I'LL TAKE FIVE. 264 00:10:33,046 --> 00:10:36,290 - I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM. 265 00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:38,396 - HEY, YEAH, WE ALL WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM. 266 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:40,156 [all talking] 267 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,331 - QUIET! 268 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,679 GENTLE PATRONS, KRABBY PATTIES ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN, 269 00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:47,060 NOT FLUNG. 270 00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:48,544 THINK OF ALL THE JOY 271 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,926 THESE GREASY, JUICY PATTIES 272 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,893 AND THEIR ATTENDANT CONDIMENTS HAVE GIVEN YOU. 273 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,239 - GOSH, HE'S RIGHT. 274 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,138 - WE SHOULDN'T BE SO DISRESPECTFUL 275 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,760 OF OUR FAVORITE MEAL. 276 00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,624 - [sniffs] BLESS YOU ALL. 277 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,937 - I LIKE THROWING FOOD. 278 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:02,938 - DOH! 279 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,836 All: FOOD FIGHT! 280 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,010 Both: DOH! 281 00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:07,183 - AND FOR YOU? 282 00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:09,565 - I'LL TAKE 20. 283 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,636 - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HEAVIER? 284 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,982 - CERTAINLY. 285 00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:15,605 [shouting and splattering] 286 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,055 - AHH! 287 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:19,333 - [guffawing] 288 00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:20,438 - OH, BOY. 289 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,477 - SQUIDWARD. SQUIDWARD! 290 00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:27,065 GOOD NEWS. 291 00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:28,722 THE PLAY IS SUCH A SUCCESS, 292 00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:31,587 I'VE ADDED TWO MORE SHOWS AND A MATINEE. 293 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,830 BREAK A LEG TOMORROW. 294 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,764 [laughter] 295 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,078 - D'OH. 296 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:42,011 - [laughing crazily] 297 00:11:56,094 --> 00:12:01,099 - AHH, THE ETERNAL EXPANSE OF THE DEEP SEA, 298 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:04,240 TEEMING WITH FANTASTIC CREATURES... 299 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,864 UH... TEEMING... 300 00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:09,625 I'M SURE THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 301 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,282 AH-HA! 302 00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:13,387 OH, THAT'S A ROCK. 303 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,355 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 304 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:16,528 EGH! 305 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:18,979 [laughs] IT IS JUST SPONGEBOB. 306 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,981 WATCH AND WITNESS 307 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:24,088 ONE OF THE RAREST AND MYSTERIOUS RITUALS OF THE DEEP, 308 00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:27,505 THE STARING CONTEST. 309 00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:44,798 - PATRICK, WOW. - WHAT? 310 00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:47,421 - YOU ARE THE BEST STARER I'VE EVER STARED AT. 311 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:50,183 - OH, STARING CONTEST. 312 00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:52,288 I THOUGHT IT WAS A BLINKING CONTEST 313 00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:54,187 AND I WAS LOSING. 314 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,119 [descending whistle] 315 00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:56,222 - HARK, PATRICK. 316 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:57,190 DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 317 00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,779 [descending whistle] 318 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,539 thunk! 319 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:05,094 HMM, IT'S A LETTER FOR SANDY, 320 00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:06,786 ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS. 321 00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:09,547 WE BETTER DELIVER IT. 322 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,963 SANDY! 323 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,965 OH, IT'S NOT OPENING. 324 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,242 - HEY, SPONGEBOB, 325 00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:17,072 I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP. 326 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:18,763 - "HOW TO OPEN THINGS." 327 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,006 BRILLIANT, PATRICK! 328 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,939 I SAW THE MOVIE, BUT I NEVER READ THE BOOK. 329 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,733 - UH, OKAY. 330 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,806 GARBAGE CANS... NO. 331 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,773 JAR... NO. 332 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:31,155 BOX... NO. 333 00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:32,777 SANDY'S DOOR! 334 00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:35,055 "TWIST TO THE LEFT." 335 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,506 - OH, I WAS TWISTING TO THE RIGHT. 336 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,370 - A COMMON MISTAKE, MY GOOD FRIEND. 337 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:42,097 ALLOW ME. 338 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,655 OKAY, TIME TO OPEN THIS. 339 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:51,554 - HI-YA! 340 00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:53,591 TRYING A NINJA SNEAK ATTACK? 341 00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:54,694 [grunts] 342 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,525 HI-YA! 343 00:13:56,628 --> 00:14:00,115 WELL, YOU'RE STILL NO MATCH FOR MY SQUIRREL FU. 344 00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:02,289 IT'S A LETTER FROM MY TWIN BROTHER RANDY. 345 00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:03,428 - OH! 346 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,295 - DO YOU MIND? 347 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,918 - NOT AT ALL. READ ON. 348 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:11,091 - DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 349 00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:12,610 - GET OUT OF MY SUIT! 350 00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:15,233 [flushing noise] 351 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:16,372 WELL, GOLLY. 352 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:18,374 RANDY SAYS THE RODEO'S COME TO TOWN. 353 00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:19,962 I'VE GOT TO HEAD BACK TO TEXAS 354 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,930 AND DEFEND MY CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE. 355 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,759 - CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE? FOR WHAT? 356 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,243 - YOU GOT COTTON IN YOUR EARS? 357 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,280 - MM, NO, IT'S NOT COTTON. 358 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:30,283 IT'S ACTUALLY AN OLD MOLDY PIECE OF KRABBY PATTY. 359 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,906 [gulps] MMM. 360 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,391 - IS YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE FOR JELLYFISHING? 361 00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:37,117 - NO. - KARATE? 362 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:38,325 - NO! 363 00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:39,709 - PERHAPS THE SCIENCE FAIR, THEN. 364 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,088 - NO, IT'S MY RODEO CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE. 365 00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,468 - RODEO? 366 00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:45,815 WHAT DOES "RODEO" MEAN? 367 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:49,267 - ♪ CRITTERS THAT YOU GOT TO WRANGLE ♪ 368 00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:52,443 ♪ COWBOY SUITS WITH PURDY SPANGLES ♪ 369 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:54,824 ♪ BOOTS WITH SPURS THAT JINGLE-JANGLE ♪ 370 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,518 ♪ THAT'S A RODEO 371 00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:01,624 ♪ TIGHT BLUE JEANS YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE IN ♪ 372 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:04,558 ♪ BUT THEY SURE LOOK MIGHTY PLEASIN' ♪ 373 00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:08,390 ♪ BIG BELT BUCKLES ARE ALWAYS IN SEASON ♪ 374 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:12,428 ♪ THAT'S A RODEO 375 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:13,809 [together] ♪ RODEO 376 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,293 - ♪ RODEO [together] ♪ RODEO 377 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:16,397 - ♪ RODEO 378 00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,020 [together] ♪ YIPPEE TI YAY 379 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:19,884 ♪ YIPPEE TI YO 380 00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:21,851 [together] ♪ RODEO - ♪ RODEO 381 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,543 [together] ♪ RODEO - ♪ RODEO 382 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,372 [together] ♪ YIPPEE TI YAY 383 00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:27,547 ♪ YIPPEE TI YO 384 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:28,513 - ♪ RIDE THAT CRITTER 385 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:29,859 ♪ DON'T BE NO QUITTER 386 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,354 ♪ HOLD ON TIGHT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT ♪ 387 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:33,104 YEE-HAW! 388 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,935 ♪ THAT'S A RODEO 389 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:38,006 ♪ TRACTOR PULLS AND BIG OL' BULLS ♪ 390 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,559 ♪ LINE DANCING, HORSES PRANCING ♪ 391 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,250 ♪ BARREL RACING, BAREBACK RIDING ♪ 392 00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,908 ♪ BRONCO BUSTING, ALUMINUM SIDING ♪ 393 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,290 ♪ THAT'S A RODEO 394 00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:47,774 [together] ♪ RODEO 395 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:48,957 - ♪ RODEO [together] ♪ RODEO 396 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:49,914 - ♪ RODEO 397 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,640 [together] ♪ YIPPEE TI YAY 398 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,400 ♪ YIPPEE TI YO 399 00:15:53,504 --> 00:15:54,781 [together] ♪ RODEO 400 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,127 - ♪ RODEO [together] ♪ RODEO 401 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:57,231 - ♪ RODEO 402 00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,027 [together] ♪ YIPPEE TI YAY 403 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,615 ♪ YIPPEE TI YO 404 00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:02,719 [upbeat bluegrass music] 405 00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:10,624 ♪ 406 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:20,496 - ♪ AND DON'T FORGET WHO MAKES US LAUGH ♪ 407 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,500 ♪ WHEN WE'RE FEELING DOWN 408 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:27,227 ♪ THE HAPPY SLAPPY SUNNY FUNNY ♪ 409 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:31,438 ♪ GOOD 'OL RODEO CLOWN 410 00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:32,612 - CLOWNS? 411 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:33,854 DON'T GO, SANDY. 412 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:34,786 IT'S TOO RISKY. 413 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:35,890 - I MUST. 414 00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:37,513 IT'S MY DUTY. 415 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,905 - OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 416 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,941 WE CAN'T LET SANDY GO ALL ALONE. 417 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,323 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS UP THERE, RIGHT, PATRICK? 418 00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:58,879 - EH, I'M IN-DIFF-ER-ENT. 419 00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,303 - HOW COULD WE LIVE WITH OURSELVES 420 00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,745 IF SANDY GOT HURT AND WE WEREN'T THERE TO HELP? 421 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:05,231 WHY, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT MYSELF. 422 00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:06,956 - LOOK AT YOURSELF? 423 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,510 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 424 00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:09,613 WHOA. 425 00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:10,719 EEEH-YAH! 426 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,515 [shouting] 427 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:14,619 - PATRICK! 428 00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:16,932 THIS IS NO TIME FOR SILLY GAMES. 429 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,416 SANDY NEEDS US. 430 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,935 YOU UNDERSTAND? 431 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:20,936 PATRICK? 432 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,179 PATRICK? 433 00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:24,008 - NO MORE TIGHT JEANS! 434 00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:26,907 - OH, I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE WILL HELP ME. 435 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,980 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, MR. KRABS. 436 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,052 SANDY REALLY NEEDS OUR HELP. 437 00:17:33,155 --> 00:17:35,330 - OKAY, EXPLAIN IT TO ME AGAIN, 438 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,263 BUT THIS TIME, TAKE OUT ANYTHING 439 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,368 THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH MONEY. 440 00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:41,957 UH-HUH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 441 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,478 - [sighs] I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WITH COMPASSION, 442 00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:47,549 SOMEONE WHO SELFLESSLY HELPS OTHERS 443 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:49,689 WITH NO CONCERN FOR HIS OWN SAFETY. 444 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,485 I NEED... A HERO. 445 00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,005 OH, SQUIDWARD! 446 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,662 SANDY IS IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE. 447 00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:58,881 YOU'VE GO TO HELP ME SAVE HER. 448 00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:01,563 - OH, NO, SALLY'S IN TROUBLE? 449 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:02,564 - UH, SANDY. 450 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,703 - DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB. 451 00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:06,982 JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE. 452 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,467 I'LL GET MY EMERGENCY SQUIRREL RESCUE KIT. 453 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,055 - RIGHT-O, MR. TENTACLES, SIR. 454 00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:13,471 - JUST DON'T PANIC. 455 00:18:21,341 --> 00:18:22,791 - [groans] 456 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,552 WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST PERSON I CAN ASK. 457 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:31,040 PLANKTON! 458 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,144 - WHAT? 459 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,042 - SANDY'S IN TROUBLE. 460 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,666 I NEED HELP RESCUING HER. 461 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,358 - I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW. 462 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:39,980 - JEEPERS, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 463 00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:42,328 - YEAH, UH, I'D LOVE TO HELP, 464 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,571 BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO. 465 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:47,574 [timer ticking] 466 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:53,441 OUCH. 467 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:54,547 - [scoffs] 468 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,445 WELL, I'M GOING TO GO SAVE SANDY 469 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,585 WHETHER ANYONE WANTS TO HELP OR NOT. 470 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:10,425 I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, GARY. 471 00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:15,844 LET'S GO. 472 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,432 GARY THE SNAIL, 473 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,575 DID YOU PLAN ON STAYING HERE WHILE SANDY IS POSSIBLY 474 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:20,987 IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE UP THERE? 475 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,402 - [meows] 476 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:23,714 - SHE'S THE SQUIRREL. 477 00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:25,888 - [meows] - NO, BROWN. 478 00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:27,718 GARY, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO... 479 00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:29,582 YOU TOO, HUH? 480 00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,515 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 481 00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,797 - [snoring] 482 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:18,588 - [snoring] EH, PUDDING. 483 00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:32,326 - [snoring] EH, PUDDING. 484 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:38,167 [timer ticking] 485 00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:43,517 [foghorn blares] 486 00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:46,383 [shouting] 487 00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:49,144 - GOOD MORNING. 488 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,629 - SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 489 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,769 - SANDY'S IN TROUBLE, AND I NEED ALL OF YOUR HELP 490 00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,771 TO SAVE HER FROM THE HORRORS OF THE RODEO. 491 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,428 THERE ARE CLOWNS THERE! 492 00:20:57,532 --> 00:21:01,260 - SPONGEBOB, THE NEXT TIME YOU "INVITE" ME 493 00:21:01,363 --> 00:21:02,709 TO ONE OF YOUR SLUMBER PARTIES, 494 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,711 I'M CALLING THE COPS. 495 00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:09,371 AH! 496 00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,546 [shouting] 497 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:12,547 WHAT THE... 498 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:15,239 SPONGEBOB! 499 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:16,792 - YES, SQUIDWARD? 500 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:17,793 [all grumbling] 501 00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:19,657 - I AM DISGRUNTLED. 502 00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:22,177 [all shouting] 503 00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:26,181 - WHERE IN THE DEVIL ARE WE? 504 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,563 - IT'S... TEXAS. 505 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,082 [all screaming] 506 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:35,155 - [meows] 507 00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:36,950 - WHAT'S THAT, BOY? YOU SEE SANDY? 508 00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:38,193 - [meows] 509 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,334 - AND SHE'S... RIDING A BULLFROG? 510 00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:44,648 - YEE-HAW! 511 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:47,271 - AHOY, SANDY! 512 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:48,617 - HUH? 513 00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:49,963 OW! 514 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,206 GALL DARN IT! 515 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,553 YOU CITY SLICKERS MADE ME LOSE THE RODEO. 516 00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:55,175 WHY ARE YOU HERE, ANYWAYS? 517 00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:58,178 - TO HELP SAVE YOU FROM THIS RODEO THING. 518 00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:00,077 - I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED. 519 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,906 [gasps] WATCH OUT! 520 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,770 THAT OLD BULLFROG'S GOT A FLEA ON ITS FLANKS, 521 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:05,738 AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YA! 522 00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:08,741 [all screaming] 523 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,368 [frog croaks] 524 00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:16,887 - DID WE SAVE SANDY? 525 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,854 - NO, PATRICK, WE DIDN'T. 526 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:20,200 - DID WE MAKE ANY MONEY? 527 00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:21,304 - [meows dejectedly] 528 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,582 - AW, CACTUS. 529 00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:24,791 THAT OL' BULLFROG'S GOT SPONGEBOB. 530 00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,069 HANG ON, OLD BUDDY. 531 00:22:30,797 --> 00:22:34,180 [crowd cheering] 532 00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:36,769 NEXT TIME, LEAVE THE RODEOS TO ME. 533 00:22:36,872 --> 00:22:37,872 - AW, NUTS. 534 00:22:44,052 --> 00:22:46,986 [lilting ukulele music] 535 00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:54,890 ♪